The most exciting thing that happened to me today was that I found out that “anything involving crystals” is not covered under our new health insurance plan. WTF? How the hell am I supposed to pay Clarice Nightingale for curing my discolored aura? Fuck.
Also, I learned that shaking a can of stain & polyurethane is not the same thing as actually stirring it. Now my oak table top is a walnut color instead of mahogany. While pretty, it doesn’t match anything else in the house. Fun times at the Cox household. And acetone does not remove polyurethane from your fingers. I don’t know what does. Maybe time. Maybe dish water and laundry detergent. Chores suck.