NOTE: This post may come across as mean. If you are of that opinion, you can suck-it.
So one of my dear friends joined OK Cupid a while back because it was free. However, in order for me to see (and laugh at and rate) the guys who contacted her, I had to join myself. Now, I did put that I was married, had two kids, and the only reason I had an account was because I wanted to see, laugh at, and rate the guys who contacted my dear friend. Despite this, every so often I receive “winks” from guys with really bizarre photos or a random email asking how Nut Milk taste. I thought I had turned most everything off so I wasn’t bombarded with OK Cupid spam, but apparently not. because freshly delivered to my inbox was an email congratulating me. Congratulations?!? What did I win? (cheese puffs, I hope!)
No, Jessielah, you did NOT win any cheese puffs. Cheese puffs are bad for you, made from aliens, and leave neon orange stains on your couch, clothes, teeth, and whatever else they happen to come in contact with.
Congratulations because one of these nine men chose you on QuickMatch (which, according to my dear friend, is stupid and doesn’t work.)
3. What does Nut Milk taste like? Be specific, now, ’cause I’m a pervert.
6. It’s Dennis Quaid! Yeah!
8. How deep am I? Be careful, don’t drown in my ONE EYE!!!
9. A Shane Dundas look-a-like. Nice.
Can YOU guess which one chose me on QuickMatch? Five points to the winner!