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Who Wants To Drink Nut Milk Anyway?

on March 13, 2010

Gross.

Ever said something and not know it could go two ways? Yeah, it’s that kind of night. Four hours of sleep and a screaming baby will do that to you. If I was a guy that’s how I’d score all the ladies. “Oh, watching your figure? Why not try my nut milk. Only 5 to 7 calories per serving and lactose free.” Heh. Actually I did the math and nut milk isn’t so “lo-cal”. 240 calories a cup? That’s like a meal. Like breakfast. Just need 48 men and a grapefruit.

Gross.

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4 responses to “Who Wants To Drink Nut Milk Anyway?

  1. Ruby says:

    Well I don’t like grapefruit, so that’s out.

  2. Matt says:

    Real nut milk doesn’t have nearly that many calories.
    hahahaha
    f’ing sick!

  3. Matt says:

    Oops, I commented before I really “got” your post. You’re sick, Jess. =)

  4. […] What does Nut Milk taste like? Be specific, now, ’cause I’m a […]

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