Ever said something and not know it could go two ways? Yeah, it’s that kind of night. Four hours of sleep and a screaming baby will do that to you. If I was a guy that’s how I’d score all the ladies. “Oh, watching your figure? Why not try my nut milk. Only 5 to 7 calories per serving and lactose free.” Heh. Actually I did the math and nut milk isn’t so “lo-cal”. 240 calories a cup? That’s like a meal. Like breakfast. Just need 48 men and a grapefruit.